For you I won't

A short while ago I was sending texts via WhatsApp with my friend, who's currently trying to overcome her obsession with her boy's ex-girlfriend. I've asked her to get real thousands of times but we both know how hard it is. We are the cattle and pot.

I still stalk my ex-boyfriend. We split nearly two years ago. Damn, it's been THAT long. I am certain now I've got nothing on him. Over him. But that doesn't mean I'm no longer curious about him. So I stalk his profile just to see what's up, and then I'll laugh about it. There's no...how you say, feelings involved there. You know - apart from rolling my eyes - I find his status updates more amusing and lame, rather than making me sad.

But then I got to thinking. What if someone I'm currently involved with is doing the same thing? What if he looks at his ex's profile just for the sake of curiosity? No feelings involved? How would I feel?

Here's a series of questions.

Why would you look at her profile? What are you expecting? Are you expecting to see her regret letting you go? And then if you did see that, how would you feel? How would you react? Why are you curious about her? Why? Why? Why?

Psycho much?

That's not even half of it.

So, to spare his feelings (which I consider so very much), I am going to stop stalking his profile. It's going to be tough. I know. I'm quitting cold turkey here!

I'm going to ask my friend...to change her account password.

This is for him, not me.

For you, I will. =)